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| South American Cutie I was in the bar and was chatting with a young lady; I'll call her South American Cutie or SAC. SAC was sitting with her friend drinking in the bar one night while I was working. I had previously had some sort of contact with SAC before. She thought I was cute and gave me her number, I thought she was cute and gave her my attention. At the time that she started flirting with me I had already had 3 girls on the hook that I was courting. I sort of had a waiting room and although I wanted SAC she had to wait because my lady count was getting too high to juggle. The furthest I got with her was a tongue kiss in the middle of the bar one night she was drunk and came up to me. After that I had to wait to drop one of the girls off my roster to create a slot for her. Well this one night I am ready to make a move and add her to the roster spot. I walk up to SAC, who hails from Ecuador, and I tell her that I just bought a shirt that was made in Ecuador, although most of them are, just ask Wal-mart. She asked why it was that I hadn't worn it out yet, and this is where the humor backfires. I thought I was being funny when I told her that I didn't wear the shirt because it would make me look like a Columbian drug lord. The shirt was white and with a loose fit, all cotton, and had a laced rope tie-up front from the chest to the neck. It definitely looked drug lord. SAC didn't laugh at all. She then turns to me and says, That's not funny, my father sells cocaine. I thought she was joking so I replied, Then he can wear my shirt! Again she didn't laugh and actually got a little more pissed off. SAC says, I'm not kidding, he really sells coke. Her friend then looks astonished as to hear this apparently for the first time. Friend speaks up, You mean to tell me that you are pissed off because your sister is a lesbian and in the meantime your father is a South American drug dealer? I kept quite as they went back and forth about it. All I remember hearing as I slowly slipped away was SAC saying, How the hell do you think he had money to send me to this college? The University they were referring to is a State University of New York that they both attended and one of the better ones from what I hear. So in summary, what I thought was a nice little joke happened to ruin my ass with that girl. I never really pursued her after this incident but I think I could have gotten her; I just didn't want to get a Columbian Neck Tie for banging her. |