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| Anal Sex- Other Terms: Sharpening your pencil, Digging a Ditch. Ass- Crack Alley, Great Divide, Highway 69, Pole Hole. Boobs- The female mammary glands. Other terms: Bitch Bags, Neck Nuts, Cock Crushers. There are millions of others but I will just leave it at those that I invented. Brail Trail- Razor bumps that are visible around the female genitals from shaving. Brown Bagger- To sleep with an ugly woman. Other Terms: Training Heavy, 2 Balls All Strikes, Cummunity Service. Camel Toe Cash- Expecting a woman to pay you back for something with sex. Chest Chiller- Farting on a girl while getting head. Clam Bake- A room or place full of women with little or no men present. Other Terms: Cat Shelter, Beaver Dam. Clit- Light Switch, Bitch Switch, Pez Dispenser, Smurf Hat. Cock Block- A person with intent to ruin the game of another man that is trying to get with a woman. Other terms: Bend-A-Dick Arnold, Ball Basher, Pussy Punisher. Cream Pie- A man ejaculating inside a woman, either her ass or her vagina. Fart Catcher- A woman or man that follows their friend around all night right behind them. Finkydiddle- Sexual Play. I didn’t come up with this one myself but I love it non-the-less. Frankentits- Boob implants that show a visible scar from the procedure. Frosted Wheat- A man ejaculating on a woman’s pubic hair. Homophonic- Overhearing something that sounds gay. Impotent- The inability to maintain or get an erection. Other Terms: Throw a no hitter, 5 Knuckle Noodle, Watching The Wiggles, Soft Pretzel. Lesbionage- Having your game overthrown by a gay woman. Nipples- Other terms: Mexican Hats, Volume Knobs, Etch and Sketch. Pepper Spray- A black man ejaculating on a girls face. Pole Vaulter- A woman that avoids giving a blow job and only jerks the man off. Punk Punching- Having sex with a pregnant woman. Salt Shaker- A white man ejaculating on a girls face. Sausage Fest- A room or place full of guys with little or no women present. Other Terms: Jousting Competition, Building A Log Cabin, Knife Fighters. Southern Nose Bleed- A menstruating woman. Menstruating. Tip Tickler- A woman that doesn’t go down far while performing a blow job. Virgin- Unopened PlayStation. Whore- A sexually unmoral woman. A woman that has sex loosely with many partners. Other Terms: Hot Dog Stand, Cock Bank, Oil Changer. |