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| A long while ago back in my college years. More or less college year, because half the time I was drinking and missing class, I was witness to one of the most awkward things of my life. My friend Bryan, his real name is Brian but I change spelling to protect him. Well, Bryan was living in this crack head appartment with some other buddy of his that worked at a gas station with him. Yes I know, I should of seen what lack of college would get me but it was a cool place to hang out smoke weed, drink, smoke pot, get drunk, and hang out while smoking herb and having beer. Bryan some how got ahold of some local phone number that was to a party line and you could leave messages and check them later on to and talk to people. Sort of the cavemans myspace. Like I said this was years ago when we used to watch Spice Channel through the sqiggly lines and try to see a vagina. Bryan ends up talking to this one girl from a shit hole town called Deposit, NY. I guess its named after what guys do to the underage dropouts, they deposit their seed in them then leave. This town has to be the illigitamate kid capital of the world. Bryan starts to strike up some conversations with this girl on the phone and before you know it he makes arrangements for her to come see him. Yes he wants ass bad and by God he is going to get it even if it means breaking every law there is, starting with Meagans Law. This girl comes up and bangs him. Of course the guy doesn't use rubbers because he is allergic to not feeling like a scum bag plus a condom costs as much as a 40oz. He rather drink 40oz. then have something hold his 1/10th of an ounce of demon seed. The next day I get a call because I am the only one with a car. He needs me to drive this girl home. Deposit is about an hour away from where we lived. But I told him I didn't want to drive, he fills my tank, and he gives me $50 on top of that. He agrees. We leave and he drives with her in the passanger seat as I sit in the back. The mode of transport was my 98' Mustang. We arrive into her town around an hour later. Not much was said to one another as we drove but once we entered the town this bitch wouldn't shut up. This town is population 1,000 and they are all cousins. The movie theatre was showing a movie that came out 2 years ago like it was a new attraction. We start going by a softball field and this girl starts pointing to about 4 different guys that are playing ball that she claims to have screwed. I look at Bryan's face and he turns white. He then reconfirms what she said and her reply was, "There isn't anything else to do in this town but fuck." I can see him mumble swear words and wallow in self anger. She then reveals her age to be 16. I almost jumped out of the fucking car. I then look at him and my facial expression tells him that he is a fucking asshole. His facial expression shows me he didn't know. We finally get to her house and she begs us to come in. I don't want to but asshole had to take a piss. We enter and she says that her parents are at work. Yet at the kitchen table 2 of her sibblings are eating cereal and they are age 8 and 10, one girl and one boy. Bryan gets back from the bathroom and she asks us if we want to see her kid. We walks into her room and this kid is just sitting in the crib. Not crying or nothing just chilling there with this big ass fucking head. I mean this kids head was like an adults head and he is just looking at us. She turns to Bryan and asks him if he wants to pick him up. Bryan of course says no but says that I might want to. I decline and say we should get going. As we start out she tells him to call her. We get in the car and start heading out of town both reflecting on what we just heard and seen. As we stop at a light near the movie theatre there are 3 or 4 women around age 15 and 16 standing in front, each with a stroller and kid of their own. We try not to make eye contact but then they start yelling, "Hey baby!" I fucking stomp on his foot on the gas and run the light. I tell him don't let up until we get home. Bryan never did talk to her again and never used the Party Line again. Me I started drinking alot more and rubbing off my car of any fingerprints. |