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| Desperate Jerk Jerking We all at some point and time jump through hoops to try and get laid. The story which I am about to tell is how one individual went a bit too far and was never able to live it down again. JR is a short kid and the friend of my friends brother. Which makes him absolutely nothing to me. My buddy and I always liked to play jokes on him and rip the kid because he is 5ft 4inches tall. Looks like Lance Bass from NYSNC but probably twice as gay. One day, aside from the day we gave him prescription laxative and had him shit 40 times over the course of 8 hours where we thought we were killing him and his asshole felt like hot peppers were raping him, we decided to hit him where it counts, the cock. JR was at my buddy's house with my buddy's brother, his friend. This one chick that my buddy was banging was over but they had a really loose relationship, meaning her cooch was loose, morally of course. Well my great masterminding friend decides to have a little fun and tells his crazy ho to act like she would do stuff with JR. JR was really desperate and horny all the time. I swear he would hump a dogs leg instead of the dog humping him. So my buddy played on this horny weakness of his. My buddy tells JR that Crazy Ho will let him do whatever he wants to her but my buddy gets to tape it. JR agrees without even thinking of it. Of course the virgin JR has to add a few dumb ass remarks and speak in Old English when asked certain questions, just to prove he is a fuck wad. I believe they asked him if he would eat her out and his reply was, " Why yes I would, quite well." He should of been tea bagged by a gorilla for sounding that queer. Anyways his dumb ass remarks aside him and this girl end up going in the bedroom. She lays on the bed and he stands just in front of the wall. It looks like a casting call for a Lance Bass snuff film. She talks to him for a while and has him do all sorts of queer shit, meanwhile my buddy and his brother are outside the door laughing their asses off. And everytime JR didn't want to do something the door would open immediately and my buddy would threaten to revoke the ass. So JR would then continue. Crazy Ho had him take his clothes off and then he was trying to secretly rub his unit with his boxers on to make it a little bigger before it makes its appearance. She then had him take those shorts off and stand in the nude. She had him suck his fingers and all sorts of shit. Then he starts to walk over to the bed. She says not yet and again the door flings open and in walks my buddy. JR goes back to the wall and my buddy leaves. JR is then made to jerk off in front of her, to quote Dane Cook, "Tell me that do you like?". (had to do it) She then makes him spank his ass while he jerks off. The kid could hardly do it, its similar to patting your head and rubbing your stomach. I am surprised he didn't slap his cock and rub his ass on accident. Well 5 minutes into that, while he is still doing the circus ass smack-cock rub, she says she can't do this and gets up and walks out of the room. The final look on his face as she was getting up just before she turned the camera off was priceless. He looked as if his doggystyle just died. JR for weeks tried to appeal to them to get the tape but it was never going to happen. Then his friend fouled up and brought the tape to a party before a football game to show people. Later on at the football game JR reached into his pocket and stole the tape and ran with it. They chased him but couldn't catch him. It would of been great if he ran onto the field like Forrest Gump, then he got a scholarship for his speed. When I asked why they didn't catch him the answer given was,"You can't catch a little fag running with a jerk off tape of himself." Makes sense to me. All and all the tape is gone but the dream lives on. JR eventually did get laid...this time off camera. |