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| Creed Crotch Perhaps the greatest story of all is the day that my penis became quasi famous. I was at a different bar than the one that made me famous. I had run into this one girl on a few occasions and had met her previously through a kid I knew that went to the local University in my town. I lightly flirted with her but didn't give her so much attention that she felt she was in control. I asked her briefly when she was going to come out again and told her that I had the following Friday off. She agreed to meet me downtown. I arrived downtown around 10:30pm and walked up to the bar. I opened the door and took no more than 3 steps in when I notice her standing less than 10ft away. The girl, I'll call her Creed Crotch (I'll explain later), sees me and runs right over. She swings her arms around and looks me dead in the eye, Where have you been? I've been waiting to fuck you all night! I was shocked to hear this. I've definitely had women approach me with a similar question and manner, but never within 10 seconds of walking into a bar. I had to say that I felt pretty special. Creed Crotch was 18 and a freshman at the University. She had short brown hair. D cup boobs and a great ass. Her ass was right along the lines of a girl out of Maxim magazine. After getting over the initial shock of her question I told her that I just got there and wanted to get a few drinks first. I go to the bar and realized I was going to need to drink some fierce ass booze to take the edge off. I go up to the bar and get 2 Pints of Captain and Coke. The way the bar made them for me was pretty damn stiff. Each Pint was probably the equivalent of 5 shots. It tasted like something I'd finish my deck with much less want to ingest. But I down the first one in under a minute and start on the second one. I drank the second one rapidly but then turned to order Creed Crotch a drink She kept saying how she wanted to fuck me while I was waiting for her drink. I turned and noticed that some people were looking at me with a look of astonishment and partial jealousy. The crowd, at least some of them, had heard what she had been saying. I obviously loved it, besides it added to the legend of ME. She drinks the drink and finishes it about the same time I do mine. She then wants to go to another bar. We slide on over to the next bar. The whole time she is repeating how she wants to fuck me hard and can't wait to leave. By this time her room mate was with us and just sort of taking a backseat to us. We go into this bar and she still doesn't stop saying the usual. People in this bar where noticing. I literally should have taken her every where she was a great endorsement for my penis and manliness. But after this bar I figured we should leave before she passes out or some shit. Creed Crotch and her friend accompany me to my car, and yes CC is still going at it with the dirty potty talk. People on the street see me leave with these two girls and CC talking sex, and now people are walking up to me to shake my hand. We get in my car and take off to the campus dorms. We get in there and CC and I go right to her room. She had to scoot out for a minute and I laid there on her bed and stared at a huge picture of Scott Stapp from the group Creed. I can't stand Creed; I always thought they were a poser want to be Pear Jam mixed with who the fuck knows. They just suck! CC walks back in to the room and is wearing just her lingerie now. I comment on the Creed poster and she blurts out, Yeah, I slept with him. I thought she was joking. She wasn't. She goes into a small story of how she got a backstage pass at some concert somewhere and they hooked up. Why the fuck does the girl I am about to bang have to have fucked Scott Stapp. What the FUCK!!!!!!! Anyways she leans over and we start going at it. We start kissing then she pulls off my pants and boxers and starts giving me a blow job. This bitch sucked my cock so hard I thought it was going to detach. I never had anyone suck me off like that in my life, to this day I still haven't. She was throwing her head around my cock like she was at a Creed concert mosh pit. I mean she sucked it so hard I hardly got hard. She would deep throat and stay down there like a snorkel goes underwater. UN-FUCKIN REAL! So I flipped her around and we started 69ing for a while. She started going even crazier on my shaft. I didn't know if I was going to cum or catch on fire. She hoped off and got up to grab a condom. While she was doing this she told me that if I wasn't doing anything the next day that I could stay the night. I said that would be fine. She came over with the condom but takes so long my cock starts dying a bit, every guy's worst nightmare. She threw the condom on my chest and set her self between my legs. In my mind I'm still trying to get over the Scott Stapp remark. She started blowing me but was going less crazy then before. I grabbed the condom and started playing around with it in my hand. I leaned all the way back then I feel a sharp disturbing pain. I couldn't quite place the pain but it was very unusual and very uncomfortable. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks. This broad was starting to put her finger in my ass! Every man's even worse nightmare coming true, right between my ass cheeks! Thank the lord that I didn't shit before I came out but now I felt urge. I tensed up and she started to sucking my balls while sucking me off and playing, I use this term very lightly, with my ass. Talk about multitasking! I wouldn't let her get more than her first knuckle deep. I didn't enjoy it but I didn't want to say anything because I was still getting head. Now I was flipping the condom around in my hand twice as fast and nervously. After a couple minutes of the ass play I couldn't concentrate on anything more than my ass being irritated. I finally spoke up and told her to Chill with the hand, for a little bit. She pulled her finger out and I relaxed instantly. Then I felt something there again. Oh my God! It was her tongue. Not exactly what I meant when I said to lay off with the finger but at least nothing was getting shoved in there. So now here she was jerking me off and tonguing my ass hole. It was like getting hit with a bat for 10 minutes and then someone switching to a fly swatter. The fly swatter doesn't feel that bad after getting hit with a bat. I'm still in a state of shock and I drop the condom into the crack, no pun intended, between the bed and wall and onto the floor. Fuck! I tried to fish it out but it was out of reach. At this point she was ready to fuck and goes to climb on. She asked where the condom was and I told her I didn't know, as I am still trying to reach down and grab it. Without thought she hoped on me. I asked her if she was on the pill and she said yes. She started to fuck me but wouldn't shut up. I can't believe I'm doing this. You've probably been with so many girls. She said this about 10 fucking times. I was thinking are you nuts, fucking Scott Stapp Im sure fucks more than a bouncer at a University bar. As soon as I started thinking of her banging Scott Stapp and who the fuck knows how many girls Creed's lead singer has done I start getting fearful of my penis. My penis starts to fail me for the second time that night. I quickly got up and put her on her knees. I started doing her doggy style and banging her as hard as I could. I was hoping to finish before it went limp. Shit! I looked up and got an even better picture of Scott Stapp holding a microphone. What if, what if, what if I, what if, what if, what if I fucking kill myself. Damn I hate Creed and Scott Stapp. By now I totally started to lose my man girth. What if this girl tells her friends? The legend of ME will be severely damaged. What do I do? I got it. I made out a moan and faked it. Yep, I faked an orgasm to save the legacy. I at least held on for a while. Not like it was a few minutes, the sex was close to 20 minutes or so. She moved off of me and asked if I finished. I acted like I couldn't catch my breath and told her yes, she didn't really question it. I then start putting my clothes on and she again asks if I was going to stay. I then made up the fact that I had to take my grandmother somewhere or some bullshit excuse. I walked out with her into the living room where 3 of her roomies were. Just as I thought I was going to make a clean escape she shouted out, We just had sex and didn't use a rubber! I felt like a loser. Right in front of her friends, why the hell did she have to say that? I leave minutes later. And just to let you know I didn't contract anything from her, not even a Stapp Infection. Hehehehehe. Fuckin Creed!!! If I learned anything from this it is that sometimes you have to cash in your chips when you are ahead. All that night at least a hundred people noticed these two girls with me. Chances are out of that hundred 80% or more figured I was going to fuck them both. Especially with the way CC was talking. I got back and had some crazy sex. If I had went out limp her friends would have heard about it. And it wouldn't matter about the hundred of so that had seen me out. The word would of spread and damage would have been done. Don't be afraid to settle for less or you may settle for nothing. On a different note, if anyone else out there has had second hand sex from Scott Stapp please contact me. I'm going to start a support group, Stapp Tapping Our Pussy, or STOP for short. |